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ɪᴏʀᴠᴇᴛʜ. ([personal profile] essea) wrote2022-09-07 10:10 am
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-10 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Astarion practically glows with happiness. Yes, that's exactly how he feels. An absence of Iorveth would be too terrible to bear. It seems very clear that the way his life has gone has been "no Iorveth = awful" and "yes Iorveth = pretty good"; an Iorveth is necessary for things to be all right. ]

Luckily for you, I've already cheated death.

[ Sure, that's discounting the fact that he very much can still die if (and when, probably) someone gets irritated enough with him to kill him, but at least that pesky old age won't get him. ]

Vampirism has its drawbacks, to be sure, but at least I'm not a hideous zombie like that Conway fellow.

[ He's referring to Connor, Mayrina's poor husband. ]
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Astarion settles close, pulling the covers over their lower halves, head nestled in the crook of Iorveth's shoulder. He simply couldn't be happier; an orgasm, a fiancé, and the promise of Iorveth's quest for eternal life—

Wait, what did Iorveth just say about his quest for eternal life?

Astarion pulls back to get a good look at his face, as if he thinks he might find Iorveth winking and laughing, because surely he's joking. No one would ever say such a ridiculous thing in all seriousness. He raises an eyebrow, wary.
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I can't imagine how your quest for eternal life could ever go wrong.

[ It's eternal life. He doesn't care if Iorveth is a hideous zombie!! ]

So we really don't have to make any sort of contingency plan.
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-11 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously, but—

[ Astarion whines, shifting uncomfortably where he's lying. Why would Iorveth ruin his afterglow with such unpleasant thoughts? He doesn't like this at all. Not at all!! ]

Are you mad? [ he finally says, blowing a strand of hair out of his face. Unfortunately, he already knows the answer is probably 'yes', so he doesn't leave Iorveth time to respond to that. Iorveth is insane, and most of the time, Astarion adores that about him, but not when he's asking him to, what, put Iorveth out of his potential future misery like a rabid dog? ]

I'm not going to kill you.
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ The continued affection does placate him... somewhat. Astarion can't help but lean into Iorveth's touch, an insuppressible bodily reaction. The desire to be cuddled outweighs all rational thought, unfortunately. Still: ]

—Because, [ is another petulant whine. He can't believe, actually, that Iorveth is asking 'why not'. Would Iorveth kill him if he were an ugly zombie?

Better not to think about such impossibilities. He'll never be ugly.
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I would... find a way to fix you. [ After dragging around his decaying corpse, just like Mayrina did to Conway— er, Connor. ] It's as if you've never heard of the healing power of true love.
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe Astarion is stupid because Iorveth keeps rewarding him for being stupid with things like kisses. Soon, he'll get a Pavlovian reaction of unexplained joy whenever he does something particularly harebrained. Astarion leans in to kiss him back, no longer frowning; he'd thought kissing Iorveth to be a cheat code for happiness on demand once upon a time, and now he knows that's unequivocally true. ]

As you should. I'd be your knight in leather armor, my dear.

[ When will Iorveth get it into his thick head that the only thing worth doing in this world is protecting him? If Astarion can't do that, then there's no point in doing anything at all. ]

But you needn't worry your pretty little head about any of that. [ A pat to the aforementioned pretty head. ] We won't be making any deals with hags, of course. A devil at the very most.
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-11 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Proof that there's a lid for every pot: Iorveth responds to Astarion's suggestion that they enter legal negotiations with a devil with astoundingly little fuss. The ugly business of having to mercy-kill Iorveth set aside, Astarion relaxes again, melting into Iorveth's presence once more. He's surprisingly chill as long as everything goes his way forever. ]

I wouldn't dream of not thoroughly reading a contract. Who am I, Wyll?

[ Mean. But also, he stands by it. Wyll really should have taken the time to pore over the finer details! ]

Mm. I'll even put on little spectacles, if you like.

[ Maybe bang a gavel. Say something like 'overruled'. Who knows? ]
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Astarion would react poorly to anyone else moving parts of him around and keeping them in place, but Iorveth has special permissions; it doesn't feel as if Iorveth is trying to restrict him, not in any meaningful way. It feels more like being held close, and there's nothing Astarion loves more than being held by him. (An embarrassing fact he's had to come to terms with.) ]

Well, I don't usually need to pay attention to details, [ he argues, because Iorveth can't just say something mean and then immediately compliment him and think it'll balance out!

All right, it kind of balanced out. The praise softens any edges he might have, and the argument is toothless.
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I have you to do that. Excessively, some might say.
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ The truth is that Astarion doesn't particularly want to make any big decisions. Independence is a lofty goal, but after so long without a single ounce of autonomy, it's challenging to even know what he wants to do half the time, much less actually make the call. Cazador would probably say something like a dog without a master will always seek one, but he doesn't think of it that way. He can trust Iorveth to make the decisions that his brain is too fried to make.

All of that feels a bit heavy for an afternoon of post-coital lazing around, though, so instead he says,
] You'd spend the next tenday walking around gloriously nude.

[ And then Astarion would get pettily angry at anyone whose eyes lingered too long, and they'd probably argue. ]
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hesitant to be relinquished, Astarion reaches out to rub a thumb across Iorveth's cheek. ] You are my sun. [ And because he's in a very romantic mood, he doesn't even make a quip about Iorveth being the only thing he wants to be in. He kisses Iorveth on the cheek, disgustingly affectionate. ]

—But I suppose I could stand to start working on that tan.

[ He's going to look soooo healthy and not at all dead, just you wait. Astarion sits up, gingerly swinging his injured leg off of the mattress and standing. He limps over to the wardrobe, plucking a pair of pants from within its depths. Gods forbid he traumatize poor Gale by gallivanting around the place pantsless, and besides, he'd rather not show off his ugly bruises. ]

And perhaps I might peruse Gale's exorbitant collection of dusty old tomes. If there's anywhere a secret cure to mortality might be found, it's there.
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[personal profile] nibbling 2025-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, he's going to hug me.

[ It sounds like a gripe, complete with a dramatic groan, but Astarion can't suppress the upward turn of his mouth at the thought of Gale's entirely unselfish joy. He takes the cloak and slings it over his shoulders, tying it tightly so that it doesn't accidentally slide off. One last look at Iorveth, and—

He returns to the side of the bed to kiss him again, this time on the top of his head. Reginald definitely had a point about their codependence, but he's in no position to listen to it. He unlocks the door and leaves Iorveth to rest.

Gale does, in fact, hug him. Tightly, and Astarion makes a whole scene of pretending to be put out by it. Gale tears up a little, and Astarion pokes fun at that, too, although it's toothless. Afterward, he allows Gale to ask whatever questions he wishes, although he doesn't have many good answers for most of them, something Gale finds out when he asks a question about the Cloak of Dragomir and Astarion furrows his brow and says cloak of who?

He requests that Gale allow him to explore his library after that, but as he's hesitant to come right out and explain that he's looking for a way to cheat death, he simply says that he's interested in learning more about magic— and gods, is that a mistake. Gale comes back with a stack of books so high that he can barely see from behind them, explaining that it's a collection for beginner wizards — "Usually seven or eight years old, but the basic principles are invaluable no matter your age!"

By the time evening rolls around, Gale paces in front of him in the sitting room, launching into his third lecture on magic while Astarion can barely keep his eyes open. "Now, the Spellplague was a disaster heretofore never experienced by practitioners of the arcane arts. Cyric, as well as our good friend's former Lady, Shar herself— are you listening?"
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