essea: (60.)
ɪᴏʀᴠᴇᴛʜ. ([personal profile] essea) wrote 2025-07-10 01:31 pm (UTC)

[ Most people have existential crises about eternal life and what it means to outlive everything until the end of eternity, but clearly, Astarion is not Most People. Iorveth would be more concerned about Astarion's short-sightedness if not for the simple fact that he's become complicit in encouraging aspects of it.

He has no idea who the hells Conway is, though. (Rude.) Oh well. Probably no one important. (Double rude.)
]

Yes, yes. [ A verbal eyeroll, affectionate. ] Not a hideous zombie, but the most beautiful vampire in Toril's history.

[ This would have sounded far more snide and sarcastic before; unfortunately for Iorveth, he actually believes this to be true now, so the jab doesn't quite land. More importantly, and on a bit more of a somber note, Iorveth hums under his breath and appends: ]

If my quest for eternal life goes awry, [ translation: 'If I become a hideous zombie', ] I expect you to kill me.

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