[ It's not funny, but Iorveth has to breathe a soft sigh-laugh at the thought of Astarion attempting to cut his precious hair without a visual aid. Sometimes, Iorveth thinks that Astarion would rather be dead than be ugly. ]
If you trust me not to shave you bald, [ is distinctly not reassuring, ] I'll see to trimming the offending bit once I find a pair of scissors.
[ Araj probably had one; (not) too bad she's dead. ]
Now stop pouting, unless you really are fishing for idle compliments.
[ A gentle flick to Astarion's ear. Iorveth is willing to dole some out for free given everything that's happened in the past few days, but probably not now, when people are still trying to find the two incredibly suspicious elves that were at the literal scene of the crime when a house blew up. As fun as it might be to flirt in jail, this really might be Lae'zel's last straw. ]
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If you trust me not to shave you bald, [ is distinctly not reassuring, ] I'll see to trimming the offending bit once I find a pair of scissors.
[ Araj probably had one; (not) too bad she's dead. ]
Now stop pouting, unless you really are fishing for idle compliments.
[ A gentle flick to Astarion's ear. Iorveth is willing to dole some out for free given everything that's happened in the past few days, but probably not now, when people are still trying to find the two incredibly suspicious elves that were at the literal scene of the crime when a house blew up. As fun as it might be to flirt in jail, this really might be Lae'zel's last straw. ]