[ Poor Gale, continually bullied by two elves. On the other hand, though, he's being continually bullied by two elves that love him, so he could be worse off, surely. ]
Just look at it, Gale, and tell me that this is something you foresee me wearing every day for eternity.
[ "Granted," he says, "I doubt it will be winning any awards for fashion, but you must remember, this is an invaluable piece of arcane history—" ]
It's a hideous piece of arcane history. What am I supposed to do if it clashes with my outfit, Gale, turn to ash in the sun?
[ Gale gives him a flat look. "Surely you wouldn't rather burn to cinders than go outside wearing a clashing outfit." ]
Well, I don't know. I suppose that's just a risk we're all going to have to take, if you don't fix this issue.
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Just look at it, Gale, and tell me that this is something you foresee me wearing every day for eternity.
[ "Granted," he says, "I doubt it will be winning any awards for fashion, but you must remember, this is an invaluable piece of arcane history—" ]
It's a hideous piece of arcane history. What am I supposed to do if it clashes with my outfit, Gale, turn to ash in the sun?
[ Gale gives him a flat look. "Surely you wouldn't rather burn to cinders than go outside wearing a clashing outfit." ]
Well, I don't know. I suppose that's just a risk we're all going to have to take, if you don't fix this issue.