[ Damris is acting exactly how Astarion would—better, probably—so, obviously, Astarion thinks he's a rotten little brat. Getting a taste of his own personality in Damris has been truly intolerable. At least he'll have to deal with Petras for eternity, which is at least equivalent to infinite torture in the hells, if not worse. ]

I'll bathe in it if I must.

[ Astarion doesn't plan to take off this cloak ever, actually. It's the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and despite all of his vanity, he'll wear it forever. Or at least until there's a better alternative. ]

...But I wouldn't be terribly heartbroken if Gale could turn it into something a little less, mm, obtrusive.

[ And hideous. ]