[ You get freaky in your friend's house, like, one or two times, and suddenly he's afraid to open the door when you're alone with your boyfriend (fiancé). At least, that's what Astarion would be thinking if he were listening, which he isn't. It's been days since he's felt anywhere close to all right, but with Iorveth underneath him just like he likes, soft and pliant and going nowhere, he feels— good, he thinks. Sore as well, leg protesting even this amount of movement, but he can live with it. ]

Oh, I don't know. Your head looks rather perfect to me. [ Sickly sweet, the sort of tone he'd die if anyone other than Iorveth ever heard. ] Perfect here [ —a kiss to Iorveth's eyelid— ] and here [ —his scarred cheek— ] and, oh, most definitely here.

[ He's allowed a little life-affirming making out as a treat, so his next kiss is to Iorveth's (perfect!) mouth, a smile on his own lips. At least until he hears the sound of a doorknob turning, and—

"Oh!" Gale's voice. "I'm afraid I did warn you, Master Reginald..." ]

Gods, can't you see we're busy?