Helpless, [ Iorveth parrots again, this time with slight incredulity mixed into his mirth. ] You're the least helpless man I've met.
[ Astarion "can I stab them? as a treat?" Ancunín, aka Astarion "it was just a nibble 🥺" Ancunín . Iorveth would never (mis)characterize Astarion as a wilting flower, but he is a troublemaker who has the ability to take care of the trouble he makes by murdering it into submission.
He kind of loves Astarion for it, truth be told－ Iorveth could probably never stay with someone who doesn't possess a degree of reckless unpredictability. Keeps things interesting.
He sits up again, regarding Astarion's perfectly-executed swoon with warm amusement. ]
Ridiculous cat. [ Affectionate. ] Trance, before I swallow you whole.
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[ Astarion "can I stab them? as a treat?" Ancunín, aka Astarion "it was just a nibble 🥺" Ancunín . Iorveth would never (mis)characterize Astarion as a wilting flower, but he is a troublemaker who has the ability to take care of the trouble he makes by murdering it into submission.
He kind of loves Astarion for it, truth be told－ Iorveth could probably never stay with someone who doesn't possess a degree of reckless unpredictability. Keeps things interesting.
He sits up again, regarding Astarion's perfectly-executed swoon with warm amusement. ]
Ridiculous cat. [ Affectionate. ] Trance, before I swallow you whole.