[ Iorveth actually has to think about the "handsome" thing. For the past few years of his life, he's been a gremlin 3 in a sea of objective 10s (in his opinion); he's become desensitized to hot people, essentially.
Finally: ] Passable. [ Poor Dandelion, who probably feels Iorveth's rude aura from leagues away. Iorveth, on the other hand, thinks this is a very fair assessment for an annoying human who never knew when to shut up. ] Not nearly on your level.
[ Again: an objective 10. Iorveth loves Astarion, sure, but Iorveth also acknowledged that Astarion was hot even before he ever actually liked him. Some truths are disappointingly self-evident.
Iorveth extends a hand for Astarion to hold so they can get out of there and to the courtyard, despite the fact that he's potentially ruined his romantic gift by being a jackass about it. Horrible elf. It's a wonder Astarion hasn't broken up with him yet. ]
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Finally: ] Passable. [ Poor Dandelion, who probably feels Iorveth's rude aura from leagues away. Iorveth, on the other hand, thinks this is a very fair assessment for an annoying human who never knew when to shut up. ] Not nearly on your level.
[ Again: an objective 10. Iorveth loves Astarion, sure, but Iorveth also acknowledged that Astarion was hot even before he ever actually liked him. Some truths are disappointingly self-evident.
Iorveth extends a hand for Astarion to hold so they can get out of there and to the courtyard, despite the fact that he's potentially ruined his romantic gift by being a jackass about it. Horrible elf. It's a wonder Astarion hasn't broken up with him yet. ]