[ Ugh. Iorveth had fully intended to go back and give Lae'zel the hand so she could deliver the entire putrid package herself, but there's that plan out the window. He scowls a bit, narrowing his eye at Astarion to telegraph his mild displeasure as he reaches into his pack and― ugh, the thing feels weirdly gelatinous― fishes out the hand to toss at the nearest flat surface. ]
Consider it a down payment, [ he says, blithely. Lucretious presses a palm to her chest in theatrical distress, the emotion never reaching her heavily made-up eyes.
"Gods, they really did a number on the poor thing, didn't they? Awful, awful cultists. They should know how hard it is to find good people nowadays." As if the offense is the reduction of her employee count, instead of the horrific murder of an individual. Then again, Iorveth has no moral high ground to stand on, so he only snorts at the dramatics. ]
Surely there's no shortage of humans who would dress and act a fool for profit. [ He says, waving in the direction of the city. Lucretious sighs.
"You would think! But there's a difference between a common idiot and a talented idiot, I'm afraid." Turning towards Astarion now: "Anyway, thank you so much, darlings. As a reward for being so thoughtful, do feel free to take one item from Akabi's stall. Just one, mind!" ]
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Consider it a down payment, [ he says, blithely. Lucretious presses a palm to her chest in theatrical distress, the emotion never reaching her heavily made-up eyes.
"Gods, they really did a number on the poor thing, didn't they? Awful, awful cultists. They should know how hard it is to find good people nowadays." As if the offense is the reduction of her employee count, instead of the horrific murder of an individual. Then again, Iorveth has no moral high ground to stand on, so he only snorts at the dramatics. ]
Surely there's no shortage of humans who would dress and act a fool for profit. [ He says, waving in the direction of the city. Lucretious sighs.
"You would think! But there's a difference between a common idiot and a talented idiot, I'm afraid." Turning towards Astarion now: "Anyway, thank you so much, darlings. As a reward for being so thoughtful, do feel free to take one item from Akabi's stall. Just one, mind!" ]