[ Lae'zel may be wise beyond her years, but Astarion is the opposite. Terribly immature for someone in their second century of life. The comment makes him stop his assault of affection on Iorveth's face, and he scoffs, offended. ]
Excuse me—
[ This happens to be the exact way he sounds when he thinks a shopkeep or bartender isn't giving him good enough service. ]
What's wrong with my combat strategies?
[ The answer could probably be summed up in a question: what combat strategies? Strategy is for boring people. You don't need strategy when you have a sharp enough knife. ]
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Excuse me—
[ This happens to be the exact way he sounds when he thinks a shopkeep or bartender isn't giving him good enough service. ]
What's wrong with my combat strategies?
[ The answer could probably be summed up in a question: what combat strategies? Strategy is for boring people. You don't need strategy when you have a sharp enough knife. ]