[ Ew!!! How dare Iorveth compare him to Halsin. It's charming when he says it, weird when Halsin says it. Mostly because Astarion only wants Iorveth naked so that he can ogle him, and Halsin would want him naked because clothes aren't part of nature's design, or something equally cringeworthy.

Even worse than that accusation is that joke. Iorveth is lucky that Astarion is actually very charmed by this eternally stern terrorist making a dirty joke, or he'd be getting broken up with right now. ]

—Gods, you deserve imprisonment for that.

[ Chiding, but affectionate. Someone has to scold Iorveth for his transgressions. ]

I'll imprison you in my bed, I think. [ Gale's bed. Whatever. ] A tenday there and you're sure to learn your lesson.