[ They can play at being the savage terrorist and his equally dangerous highborn consort, but Iorveth fancies that Astarion wouldn't actually appreciate it if Iorveth shoved him up against a wall with a knife to his throat and spoke to him harshly. In fact, Iorveth is pretty sure that Astarion would hate Edgar if Edgar were real and they ever met―
―but then again, it's not like he and Astarion started out magnetically drawn to each other, so. Who knows. (Gods, was it more exciting for Astarion when Iorveth was mean to him? Food for thought.) ]
Brave of you to consider teaching me how to handle sharp objects.
[ He's very good at using forks and knives, thank you very much. Perhaps not in the ways that most people would find appropriate, but still. Iorveth's brow hikes, amused. ]
I expect you'd be sitting next to me and holding my hands throughout these lessons.
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―but then again, it's not like he and Astarion started out magnetically drawn to each other, so. Who knows. (Gods, was it more exciting for Astarion when Iorveth was mean to him? Food for thought.) ]
Brave of you to consider teaching me how to handle sharp objects.
[ He's very good at using forks and knives, thank you very much. Perhaps not in the ways that most people would find appropriate, but still. Iorveth's brow hikes, amused. ]
I expect you'd be sitting next to me and holding my hands throughout these lessons.