[ Astarion raises an eyebrow. Being mistaken for a human isn't nearly as insulting to him, who sees pretty much everyone as beneath him regardless of race, as it is to Iorveth, who hates one race in particular. Still, it is a little offensive. Does he not have the svelte figure of an elf, rather than the stocky one so common to humans? Is he not so ethereally beautiful that he must have descended from the fey?
Honestly, what's worse is that they know nothing about him. He has so many interesting qualities besides his glorious hair. ]
A real life Nicholas and Edgar, [ he drawls, voice dry. A notorious hater of humans being married off to a human noble is exactly out of one of his embarrassing romance paperbacks. ]
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Honestly, what's worse is that they know nothing about him. He has so many interesting qualities besides his glorious hair. ]
A real life Nicholas and Edgar, [ he drawls, voice dry. A notorious hater of humans being married off to a human noble is exactly out of one of his embarrassing romance paperbacks. ]
Should I teach you some manners, then?