[ This poor girl only wants to find her missing friend (who's likely a pale, fanged creature in the Underdark right now, if she was lucky enough to survive Cazador), but they've exposed her against her will to the worst thing of all: relationship discord. It's funny; they could just reenact their argument from earlier and probably get a similar result. He doesn't want to relive that, though, so Astarion narrow his eyes, shooting Iorveth a condescending look. ]

How adorable, that you think it was only one night.

[ "Oh, wow," says their unwilling eavesdropper. ]

Remember all of those nights I told you I was going to book club? Well, the book was the Quarta Sune.