[ With no small amount of disgust: ] I don't want to tend to chickens on a farm.

[ He wants to watch anyone who'd threaten their safety die screaming. He wants to lie down at night with the knowledge that no one will ever dare hurt either of them ever again. Surely that can't be too much to ask.

His mouth twists in displeasure, and he adds, ] But if you don't appreciate my promises, I can always stop making them.