[ Bluntly: ] If it makes you fantasize about men who have nothing to do with me, I don't enjoy it.
[ Iorveth can pretend to be a sexy romantic lead in a trashy erotica, but the reality is that he's a weird-looking wood elf with a tadpole in his brain. He stands to the side of the gate with his arms folded, looking out towards the mansion to make sure that a horde of guards doesn't suddenly start streaming out of it. ]
We can still playact at being nobility. As long as you still see me while we're doing it.
[ Because it's going to be really disappointing for Astarion if he finds that he prefers the sexy romantic lead to the weird wood elf, and is brought rudely back to reality in subsequent days. ]
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[ Iorveth can pretend to be a sexy romantic lead in a trashy erotica, but the reality is that he's a weird-looking wood elf with a tadpole in his brain. He stands to the side of the gate with his arms folded, looking out towards the mansion to make sure that a horde of guards doesn't suddenly start streaming out of it. ]
We can still playact at being nobility. As long as you still see me while we're doing it.
[ Because it's going to be really disappointing for Astarion if he finds that he prefers the sexy romantic lead to the weird wood elf, and is brought rudely back to reality in subsequent days. ]