[ It does give him heartburn. Honestly, it's rather bizarre to consider that, if not for his vampirification, he probably would be a husband by now. A high status man with an equally high status spouse. Maybe he'd even have some little silver-haired brats running around.
Ugh. How awful. He hates the pitter-patter of little child feet. ]
I thought it was 'milord'.
[ In that ridiculous sex fantasy of his, wherein he's a darkly sexy vampire lord with Iorveth as his eternal consort. Something that will remain only fantasy forever; even if he did become a true vampire, there's no way in the hells that Iorveth would agree to be his consort. It's even less likely that he'd allow Astarion to turn him. Not that he wants Iorveth to experience vampirism, exactly, but it does sound nice to have him around forever.
He leans his head against Iorveth's wet fingers, seeking affection. ]
I don't mind playing house, but you'll have to buy me something shiny first.
[ No roleplay until you put an expensive ring on it!! ]
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Ugh. How awful. He hates the pitter-patter of little child feet. ]
I thought it was 'milord'.
[ In that ridiculous sex fantasy of his, wherein he's a darkly sexy vampire lord with Iorveth as his eternal consort. Something that will remain only fantasy forever; even if he did become a true vampire, there's no way in the hells that Iorveth would agree to be his consort. It's even less likely that he'd allow Astarion to turn him. Not that he wants Iorveth to experience vampirism, exactly, but it does sound nice to have him around forever.
He leans his head against Iorveth's wet fingers, seeking affection. ]
I don't mind playing house, but you'll have to buy me something shiny first.
[ No roleplay until you put an expensive ring on it!! ]