[ He couldn't care less if Iorveth is rude. In fact, he happens to like it quite a bit. Still, he likes bullying him even more, and Dolores's unintentional help in that is priceless. The both of them flit around Iorveth like buzzing gnats, poking and prodding at Iorveth — Dolores with her measuring tape, winding it around Iorveth's waist, and Astarion adjusting his shirt to look casually and unintentionally (but sexily) rumpled. A talent of his, really. ]
Naked would be better, but we'll save that for after the party.
[ A fancy party he hasn't yet heard tell of, and that they would never be invited to, and certainly can't attend as two wanted men.
Details. He'll figure them out as they go. Astarion tilts his head, imagining what Iorveth might look like in a mask. That could work; it would hide his most distinctive feature. Once he's satisfied with how attractively disheveled Iorveth's oversized shirt looks, he waves Dolores off. ]
Unfortunately, we have business to attend to, but I'll be back to review your designs, of course. My input on these things is invaluable.
[ Iorveth should see that as nothing less than a threat. ]
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[ He couldn't care less if Iorveth is rude. In fact, he happens to like it quite a bit. Still, he likes bullying him even more, and Dolores's unintentional help in that is priceless. The both of them flit around Iorveth like buzzing gnats, poking and prodding at Iorveth — Dolores with her measuring tape, winding it around Iorveth's waist, and Astarion adjusting his shirt to look casually and unintentionally (but sexily) rumpled. A talent of his, really. ]
Naked would be better, but we'll save that for after the party.
[ A fancy party he hasn't yet heard tell of, and that they would never be invited to, and certainly can't attend as two wanted men.
Details. He'll figure them out as they go. Astarion tilts his head, imagining what Iorveth might look like in a mask. That could work; it would hide his most distinctive feature. Once he's satisfied with how attractively disheveled Iorveth's oversized shirt looks, he waves Dolores off. ]
Unfortunately, we have business to attend to, but I'll be back to review your designs, of course. My input on these things is invaluable.
[ Iorveth should see that as nothing less than a threat. ]