[ A normal person would say something to the effect of "of course there are people who are worth talking to, the world is full of good people", but Iorveth is of the opinion that every human Baldurian who willingly subscribes to the sort of shitty institutions that put men like Enver Gortash in power suck and deserve to die if they do anything slightly bad, so. There are no good influences here. Instead of being a reasonable elf with moderate stances on things, Iorveth, still woozy, hums in assent and nuzzles closer to Astarion's neck. ]
That would be amusing. [ Airily, because all of this is purely hypothetical, and Iorveth knows that, in reality, not a single person would bother talking to a weird one-eyed elf who looks like he'd rather stab someone before engaging them in conversation. If anyone is strange enough to try, it might be fun watching Astarion dress someone down for sport.
He voices the sentiment, tucking his sly smile against Astarion's collarbone. ] I've found that I enjoy it when you tell people to piss off.
[ Like watching a proud cat refuse unwanted hands with a well-timed hiss. Astarion makes haughty aloofness look pretty. ]
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That would be amusing. [ Airily, because all of this is purely hypothetical, and Iorveth knows that, in reality, not a single person would bother talking to a weird one-eyed elf who looks like he'd rather stab someone before engaging them in conversation. If anyone is strange enough to try, it might be fun watching Astarion dress someone down for sport.
He voices the sentiment, tucking his sly smile against Astarion's collarbone. ] I've found that I enjoy it when you tell people to piss off.
[ Like watching a proud cat refuse unwanted hands with a well-timed hiss. Astarion makes haughty aloofness look pretty. ]